50 Funny Texts To Send Her Right After The First Date

After a night spent walking through the grassland, devouring ice cream, or swapping a wise look while you clank drinks, you might be too occupied replaying the grandeur of it all—or relaying facts to friends—to even consider composing a flawless text to mail after a first date. But it’s often a good idea to send a follow-up message, particularly if you’d like to see this individual again soon.

You could claim the most vital thing isn’t what you say, but when you say it. Well, I will tell you that regardless of whatever “laws” you’ve heard in the past, you shouldn’t overthink the timing. If you had a nice time and felt a connection, send a message after the date. Once you’re home, there is no right time; the important thing is being authentic, and that’s all that matters.

However, it is often clear that we have no idea what to send her after a first date in some cases. This usually happens if you’re interested in obtaining a second date. Possibly because you had an incredible time with this person and you are hoping for a second date, but, you Don’t know how to say whatever you have in mind or even what to say

A thousand opinions run through your brain—should you text her first or wait for her to text you? You want to follow up but can’t think of anything cool to say. Or perhaps you guys are already texting (yay!) and your date is awesome and sends humorous memes, but you are stuck at a loss for words.

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Whatever the case, wouldn’t it be fantastic if there was some sort of list of ideas to send to your date right after the date that is funny and might get you that second date? 

Well, that’s why I have written a collection of funny quotes that you can use when you just don’t know what to say in a text and you need to send a text for follow-up.

Dating can be hard enough as it is, which is why a little help is sometimes needed. Truth be told, you can’t go through an entire relationship based on funny quotes and memes, but they can certainly serve as a great icebreaker to follow up after a first date. Read on to better equip yourself.

50 Funny Texts to Send Her Right After The First Date

1. Who was cross-eyed to see you twice?

2. I’m not a dog, but woof with you.

3. Are you Google? Because you are EVERYTHING I seek.

4. Hey, are you running for election? Because you are a gamer.

5. I have decided to spend the battery of my mobile with you.

6. Because of temptations like you there are so many sinners like me.

7. Do you mind if I follow you home? It’s just that my mother always told me to follow my dreams.

8. Has anyone ever told you that you look nothing like Eddie Murphy?

9. You’re from Australia? Because you meet my qualifications.

10. I wanted to take you to the movies, but they don’t allow you to bring candy.

11. I have to buy a dictionary because, ever since I saw you, I’ve been speechless.

12. I like your eyes, especially the right ones.

13. I just asked Siri/Alexa how to hit on a pretty girl I just had a date with, and it said I should ask you.

14. Well, yes, science has advanced. Yes, even chocolates can walk!

15. If Columbus saw you, he would say: “Santa María! What does that girl look like?

16. Do you have an ugly and silly sister? I might have a chance with her.

17. I’m terrible at English: I confused the simple past with a future with you.

18. Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love

19. I would love to be that gum to be in your mouth all day.

20. Hey b, roses are red, violets are blue, and I am lacking vitamin, vitamin u.

21. Sorry if you are tired. It’s my fault. You’ve spent all day walking in with your short leg through my mind.

22. See that I like you every day, but today you have exaggerated.

23. If I got paid to think of you, I’d be a millionaire.

24. You remind me a lot of my next ex-wife.

25. I just moved to the city, could you give me directions on how to get to your house?

26. Hello, are you an ecologist? Why don’t you come and plant a kiss on my mouth?

27. Do you like Star Wars? Because I like Star with you.

28. So, did you friend zone me, or do I have to escape from it?

29. Hello, my name is X, but you can call me tonight.

30. You’re like my mother’s flip-flop: I see you coming and my heart races.

31. So, what color is your toothbrush?

32. Do you often live here?

33. Well here I am, what were your other 2 wishes?

34. Hey, are you going to give me the money now? Since I met you, you have been living in my heart for 8 months with no rent.

35. Hey, I don’t know what it’s like to kiss, can you help teach me with a sticker?

36. You won’t believe it, but until 20 seconds ago I was a lesbian.

37. If I could have a superpower right now, I would want to be able to tell you how much I want to meet you again, guess I did not tell you what your shoe looks like

38. I am making a catalog of the best restaurants in the city, can you help me complete it?

39. Ah, are you also one of those who believe that 3 is a crowd? I think the same. Are we then just the two of us?

40. So I saw you and lost my mobile number forever. Can you give me yours?

41. I’m not going to try to flirt with you because today I don’t feel like dating a pretty girl, do you have something to do tomorrow?

42. Hey, I changed the fabric softener, do you want to come to my house and smell it?

43. Do you believe in love at first sight on Instagram? If you want I upload more photos.

44. I know it’s exaggerated to ask for another thing after we just met, but how do you see getting married now?

45. Forgive my tardiness: I would have liked to come into your life earlier.

46. What do you say we give ourselves some time? For example, you give me your present and I give you my future.

47. Are you not going to dance at our wedding?

48. Seeing you has affected my heart more than my compulsive consumption of triglycerides and transaminases.

49. It is very difficult for me to meet women who love me for myself and not for being the only heir of Bill Gates. Oh, it has escaped me. Anyway. Keep the secret.

50. “Me last night: [meme]. But seriously, it’s so nice that I could be my weird self with you!”